NICHOLAS MULLENMASTER is my name. I work at CROCS at the MALL OF AMERICA in Bloomington, Minnesota, U S A.
I have a small, dainty, pig-nose. So you have large noses.
I am 36 years both young and of age.
I work at CROCS shoes store at the MALL OF AMERICA, Bloomington, MINNESOTA, U S A.
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NICHOLAS MULLENMASTER is my name. I work at CROCS at the MALL OF AMERICA in Bloomington, Minnesota, U S A.
I have a small, dainty, pig-nose. So you have large noses.
I am 36 years both young and of age.
I work at CROCS shoes store at the MALL OF AMERICA, Bloomington, MINNESOTA, U S A.
I am on the FACE with the BOOK as NICHOLAS MULLENMASTER.
You: The most sexually satisfying facial features among all women. Large nose. Large, pointed nose. Or huge, large, or big nose that's not sharp and pointed/pointy - just as long as it's huge, large, or big. Large nose with sharp, sexy, physically attractive definition. Large, pointed, nose with sharp, sexy, physically attractive definition. Wide, thin, sexiest lips. Thin, sexiest lips. Or fat, thick, wide, sexiest lips.
What you see is what you get. I have a job; I work. Only those women who meet the qualifications to be among A, the best of the best of all women, the top-shelf of all women, the highest quality of all women. I'm a born-again Christian.
You:
The most sexually satisfying facial features among all women.
HUGE, LARGE, AND BIG NOSES ONLY on my woman.
I have a brand new (as of June 2011) Sony Bravia lcd hdtv 40-inch. I now have TiVo, and a radar detector (fuzz buster).
TV shows and movies I have seen already and/or don't like and/or don't watch (at least, not by myself):
"One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" (movie about a psych wing).
"Jail" (tv show).
Again, I now have a very cool job that I like; I work.
I want:
A mature-looking, hard-looking, mean-looking, [you know what I mean] fat or mexican/hispanic woman up here in my top-floor apartment making love to me. Because I am a loving, nice man.
You:
1. The most sexually satisfying facial features among all women. (again, A. mature-looking, B. hard-looking, C. mean-looking [huge, large, or big nose qualifies you for A., B., and C. {TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT}] - you know what I mean).
2. HUGE, LARGE, and BIG NOSE only on my woman.
3. I love a big, fat body and a big, fat butt on my woman.
4. are, like me, humble, meek, docile, are a good-listener, admit you're wrong when necessary, apologize when necessary.